There's a little town called Sign City----
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE READ:
We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you.
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.”
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed.
At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”
